Hi, I'm Conch.

Washed Programmer / Mediocre CAD Designer / Professional Lunatic

I can code in languages like Python, JavaScript, Dart, Rust, and more. I like to think I can easily get started with most languages (given documentation is available).

I also like using AutoCAD and Fusion360 to hack together poorly made 3D models for my printers to choke on.

My Projects.

If you feel the need to make fun of me, at least make an issue and include a fix while you're at it.

Connect

Now discontinued, Connect was a verified Discord bot that functioned sort of like Twitter, but entirely within Discord. Built using Python and PostgreSQL.

That sounds kind of cool.

SimpleCTE

Created for the FBLA 2024 Coding and Programming competition, SimpleCTE is a database application written in Python and PySimpleGUI for managing a career and technical education program.

Did you win?

The UwUinator

The UwUinator is a family of projects dedicated to filling up a directory or drive with some sort of data or file. The UwUinator has programs written in Python and Rust.

Who would spend their time on that?

Anything Else

Feel free to take a look at my GitHub page to get a load of all the other nonsense I'm up to.

Oh boy!

Contact Me.

If you just can't get enough of me.

Twitter

@UnsoughtConch

Sorry Elon, I'm still not calling it X.

Discord

@WhoIsConch

Be my e-kitten.

GitHub

@WhoIsConch

In case you refused to read the Projects section.

The Coding Realm

Join TCR

Join my favorite Discord Server.

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